a not so happy meal

alright, what's up ya fuckin skanks?!

i'm jake, i'm italian....and i'm usually pissed....so this blog is going to be about me bitching about things. don't like it? don't read it!

alright, first off i saw a commercial for mcdonalds double cheeseburger. i fuckin love those double cheeseburgers. they taste SO GOOD. i always get like six plain, no ketchup (which is a product of satan) and eat them all. i know, i'm a fat ass.

so anyway, mcdonalds is planning on taking them off the dollar menu. JIGGA WHA?!?!?!!?

okay, mcdonalds you need to understand that i'm poor. not like third world country poor, but just got a fuckin huge speeding ticket poor. i have no money, because i need it for other school essentials, like jose cuervo.

your burgers are now going to be $1.35. that's way too pricey. i don't have 35 cents to spend everytime i want a cheeseburger....and i eat a lot of cheeseburgers. for real, like one time i went to mcdonalds i had to wait 20 minutes cause i got so much food. don't get me wrong i usually eat pretty good.....but mcdonalds is so good....and i love eating fat ass food.

so anyway, you need ot lower the price to maybe ten cents for a burger. i don't care if the economy is going down, now im going to buy only like four cheeseburger. i hope you're happy that you're losing business, mcdonalds!

anyway....that pisses me off. so do people.

i went to dinner with my best friend tonight, and she's asian. people were giving us the weirdest looks. what the hell? it's called biracial!

anyway, i'm bored so i'm going to do something else. hope you people liked this. if not, sucks.